VW Elephants..

Feb 18

At some point , maybe after the 1966 AD.. VW's became popular with elephants..Im just not sure when..lol. :) Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW? A:: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge? A:: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen? A:: 2 in the front and 2 in the back -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge? A:: Can't get the fridge door closed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge? A:: There's a VW parked outside it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge? A:: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge? A:: Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge? A:: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A:: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle? A:: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge? A:: Depends on the number of elephants. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover? A:: The sun roof. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why? A:: They were stuck in the VW. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW? A: None, the elephants are in there! ©SunnyBusCreaTions2004