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Top Ten Signs Your Volkswagen Needs To Be Recalled:
- 10. The steering wheel is in the back seat
- 9. You're constantly stopping for coffee so you don't doze off from the carbon monoxide
- 8. Mix-up at factory gave you an anti-lock radio and AM/FM brakes
- 7. The roof rolls back, but it's not a convertible
- 6. If you're in an accident, you have to call a guy to inflate your air bags
- 5. Hazard light on dashboard reminds you to sign your will
- 4. Horn emits a very soft meow
- 3. Warning on tires reads: "For Indoor Use Only"
- 2. Goes from zero to sixty in about seven weeks
- 1. Any part of the car may be used as a cigarette lighter
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